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helloooooo sweet BattlerxBeato moments

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 15, 2009, 5:55 PM


11/15/09: Still on EP3.

BUT OHGOD I LOVE THIS.

Battler gdi stop being such an asshole. I don't care if she's a crazy witch, Beato's still a lady :U

..."just because her chromosomes are XX" Okay never mind

Such a teaser geez.

BEATRICE IS SO DELICIOUSLY TSUNDERE

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11/14/09: Yes I am abusing these CSSes to hell and back why do you ask

Anyways Umineko is a fantastic game.
It's fricken' hilarious.

...In parts where it probably shouldn't be, ahaha.

Ep 3:
Battler: -chillin' w/the cousins and shizz- Oh this is so good to be talking with the cousins 'n' shit blah blah hope today ends all happy and peaceful and good and--
*SHIFT TO THE META-WORLD*
Beato: PFFFT GOOD END
LOL SUP HOMEBOY READY FOR OUR NEXT GAAAAAAME? :DDDDD
Battler: ...FUCK YOU :iconbawplz:

...On that note Battler Ushiromiya has got to be one of the epic-est protagonists in any series ever. Even his fails are epic.
Drunk!Battler in Ep2 made me almost wet myself. -knock on the door- "Heeeeeeeeeey Beatrice if that's you...what's your cup size? |D~" "...It's Genji." "...Hurr Genji I don't care about your cup-size you don't have tits."
AND THEN THE TEA PARTY OHGOD.
Imagine--for the past...what, three scenes? the hero's down and out, he's given up and submitted to the witch (On a completely different note, I love how much detail Beato gives to the way she wants Battler to submit. "YOU'LL BE NAKED AND LICKING MY SHOES, AND YOU'LL BE MY FAVORITE TOY I'LL LOVE YOU SO MUCH. MMMM INNUENDO" also dog-collar and a chain hurrhurr we know who ms. dominatrix is), and his poor auntie is being tormented, forced to drink wine made from her own brother's blood (regardless of how much of a dick he was, no one would want to drink their own family members' blood(least I wouldn't :U ymmv). Unless they were vampies.), watching her own daughter be taken away to be baked into dessert, when, suddenly...
"HEY I'LL TAKE A SANDWICH MADE FROM YOUR COW TITS"
BAM! Her head is planted by force right into the table, and who's standing there when she poofs into pretty golden BoD(Butterflies of Death)? You guessed it, Battler~
...Also "And Maria, don't let anyone talk about 'eating you up' for another 10 years. -cue Umineko equivalent of *winkwink* which is a sly *ding*-" HURRHURR
If he wasn't epic enough already, he gets a kickass "I'M GONNA PROVE YOU WRONG" theme in Dread of the Grave and a Phoenix Wright pose with the pointing, not to mention various catchphrases. ("REPEAT IT IN RED!" is by far the coolest, because usually it means Beatrice is screwed. It also provides opportunity for great lulz if Beato actually DOES repeat it in red.)

Beatrice. Hurrrr.
She is an awesome bitch.
I lovelovelove the creepy laugh.
Also as I stated above the way she wants Battler to show his submission is just a huge lolfest for me.
But fffffff Red Truth.
RED GODDAMN TRUTH.
I know that was, like, her weapon or some shit but still COME ON. COULDN'T YOU LET ME HAVE MY GLIMMER OF HOPE YOU WHORE STOP DENYING IT ALL IN RED
Also lol when she gets butthurt over Shannon and love. "Who do you think you are telling me about looooooooooooove you should just die you piece of craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!"
...Also the way she extends vowel sounds.
"USHIROMIYA BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER/ROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\"

Musou Rosa.

...Musou Rosa.

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU FUCKING MONSTER" then proceeds to go kung-fu on goathead's ass, followed with shooting his brains out, followed with more shooting THEN followed with smacking a probably 10kg gold brick into another goathead's head then TAKING A FOUNTAIN PEN AND PUNCHING IT INTO THE CREATURE'S EYEBALL.
All at midnight to protect her daughter.
All to the kickass tune of worldenddominator.

...Too bad it has to end so lamely. Seriously, you killed 5 inhuman beasts with some seriously awesome shit, then tripped on the stairs and broke your ankle? DAMMIT ROSA YOU'RE AN IDIOT

But it made me dawww at the same time too.
"I'm sorry for being a bad mama. :'c"
"...There's only one mama. Maria loves her mama."
HNNN ;v;


I'm only on...the 2nd chapter of Ep3 so no spoilers about Eva-Beatrice or Ange or whoever.
But yeah.

Umineko's just as awesome as everyone says it is.

  • Mood: Obsessed
  • Listening to: Dread of the grave/worldenddominator
  • Reading: Children of the River
  • Watching: ...Hnnn <3
  • Playing: Umineko 3 finally lol

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